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what an absolutely beautiful girl
the kind you want to spoil
with designer jeans, lotions, cars
apartments with views and hot tubs

what a beautiful girl
yet you’re here scraping together pennies
earned on a blog while not cleaning up
vomit and dirty tables at the bar

what a beautiful girl told a magnificent story
of how–nevermind, i’m to hungover
from work to remember it. still,
this girl is gorgeous and besides

my massive moctezuma
there’s nothing i have
to please
what a beautiful girl