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This is not Poetry 

What are these things they’re calling Poems?

Are they show and tell at middle school?

Are they gift cards for grandma?

The FB likers seem to think so

Beautiful words

I love it

Inarticulate Comments

To arhythmic musings

Like a heart with a murmur

Or a jazz musician in Bach’s 

Chamber music orchestra 

Making the conductor shake his left baton furiously, no, you can’t do that

Yet the crowd is applauding

Do we educate the crowd or just politely clap in hopes that nobody notices that the whole thing is a sham?

These aren’t poems!

This piece of crap isn’t the history of an emotion set carefully to rhythmic ear-music. 

There is no jazz musician

There is no Bach

In fact, this is not p—–

Shhhhh, if you want to sell

You need social marketing

Play nice

It’s just cosmic big cock deepthroat 

Keep sucking it! 

Snap Crackle Art by MJ (week 4) | #LPRTG 

Part 1

Warhol had a massive hand in the unique sound that is Velvet Underground. This week we mesh music and art a bit. Here are theee gorgeous songs: 

I’d be remiss not to mention Andy Warhol in this Pop Crackle Art by MJ segment. He said in the future all primates would get fifteen minutes of fame. He foresaw FB. Clearly. All us attention whores accruing our fifteen minutes like by like. Yum. Shower me with your like jism and salty share sperm shower! Yum. Gather your likes for each of their nano seconds of fame until you reach 15 minutes. Just 7,547,433 more likes! 

Basic Bio: Warhol was born and raised in Pittsburgh, but found incredible fame as his New York studio, The Factory, became a well-known gathering place that brought together distinguished intellectuals, drag queens, playwrights, Bohemian street people, Hollywood celebrities, and wealthy patrons. In the late 1960s, he managed and produced the experimental rock band The Velvet Underground, getting a blonde German supermodel with a deep voice to front the band, and he founded Interview magazine. Many of you smutpunks may know and respect AW as a gay man who lived openly before the gay liberation movement. Warhol died in 1987. 

Part 2

Was there a time when you were once innocent (re: Harley Quinn image)