Aka, How to Cheat, How to Steal a Girl

Maybe my girl is nuts, the most nuts. Or maybe chicks are just crazy, but mine doesn’t like that I’m judgmental that she’s fucked other guys. Personally, I think it’s hot, but it’s a slippery slope if I emphasize that too much. I have been a cheating asshole so she thinks that I’m justifying my own dipping my willie into various slippery sluts, which surely I am. That said, I think being able to cheat has its merits. Whether you should or not, that’s your own problem. I know mostly women read erotica but I write mostly for men. Sorry ladies. For women, if you want to cheat you simply tap a guy on the shoulder and say, “Let’s fuck!” For men, it takes a bit more craft. Well, sometimes.

We already covered how to get a young woman to let you face fuck her, but now we’re covering the way more important bit about how to get me to jam cock into your girlfriend’s mouth (yes, I’m the test subject and you should live vicariously through me). It’s really not all that hard to seduce your girl since she’s a latent slut. I’ll get her kneeling and gagging. I have a plan.

There are just a few things to consider and she’ll be eating my nut-butter in minutes. Most hot girls are unlikely to want to disrupt any good atmosphere. So get the party started. Music, drinks, smoke, laughter, touches, glances, teases. Teasing her is the best thing. “May I sit here with you or are you girls too good for me?” was a way in to a threesome one time. Make them feel like you’re at once putting them on a pedestal and shaking it. Once they feel pretty and in the spotlight. They won’t want you to rock that perch so much they should fall. In other words, once they start having fun and feel pretty they are really not remiss to eat cum. After getting your girl to laugh, I get her drunk, and turn up the flirting. I start rubbing her ass, her back, her shoulders, her hand, her nipples, her tits, her pussy, and then her asshole. The whore has been dying for deep-dicking all night, so getting her to stay with me isn’t hard. Watch the way her eyes dart around the bar, she’s looking for dick — and mine is going to be pounding her tonsils while you’re home watching youjizz.com and touching yourself (don’t worry, on other days I’m the one watching the porn and you’re ass-fucking my girl while she calls out her own name in reprehension).

After the bar is nearly empty, I take your bitch outside and push her against the wall. We kiss. My cock is already out. I shove her down. Her eyes open wide and my pole pounds against her tonsils. She makes a heaving sound and then throws herself at my cock, choking herself, impaling herself. I don’t know why girls do this. Perhaps she likes the challenge of deepthroating a massive cock. Perhaps she cannot accept failure. I help her along by pushing her head against the wall and pumping her throat.

I pull out and smack her with my cock. She says she loves big cock. Then suck it, I say. She goes back down to work. This time she is ready and she is really letting it deep down, her chin on my balls, her nose in my pubes, her throat wrapped around the shaft of my cock.

Another way to get her is to get her to be the queen. Get her friends drunk on girls night out and jizz in her face in front of them while they cheer and clap. Also, you can suggest a threesome with a guy with a big cock and I’ll face fuck her while you do her doggystyle. We can high five in the middle!

In summary, it’s really easy to face fuck your girl., my girl, any girl. Go give it a shot.

Another Sex Manual installment from the sophomoric mind of Mojo

My girl says, “I don’t mind sucking dick, but don’t you dare judge me! You hypocrite!” It’s true, I applaud slutty men but judge slutty women. I judge them to be fucking awesome! Thank you, sluts! Thank you! Without you where would I be?

 

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