The Literary Porn Bulletin Board #1

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Every heard of Marvel’s Bulletin Board? [[insert image here]]

We should be doing that too. We have T. Queef and some other saps to take the piss out of a bit. There are the one wank wonders, the gals who’ve never learnt no grammer, and tweetathoners. Then there’s Mr. B’s crew. They are nice so I won’t fuck with them even though I couldn’t tell you from cunt to B&W cocksucking where the line of “tasteful” gets drawn, in what color, and by whom, but that’s not the issue here. No, no, they don’t say tasteful, they say “classy.” I say assy but the fact that the Mr. B group has a pulse and angle makes me content with them. Also they are nice to me one on one and have retweeted the shit out of me. Oh, and my wife, the jynxy mynx named Emme Hor is one of them for fucks sake. If you can’t beat ’em, join em. Me? No, like Groucho Marx said, “I don’t want to be part of any group that would have me for a member.” Not that they would have me as a member.

A literary porn erotica bulletin board

A place to share important upcoming news in the literary porn universe. With all the tweets (thanks tweetathoners, I’m so sick of seeing repeat lines and repeat images — sheesh! ya basta!), all the dick picks (it’s mostly dudes from the subcontinent – guys, I’m a dude. A Latino-Italian dude who speaks Korean, Spanish, a language you’ve never heard of, and English and only writes (and can write) in English. Is that the guy you want looking at your dick? Luckily I mostly ignore DMs so they can send cock ’til the cows come home. My point is that we could use a little bulletin board that boils down the news so we can see what’s going on a easier to manage basis than scrolling through he noise. In Seoul, busy streets have neon signs in every spot imaginable advertising stuff. The neon-barrage is so strong that I may as well be walking in the dark. I’ve unconsciously learned to block out every buzzing colorful light that forms Korean characters and tells me to shop, eat, and drink in their establishments. They should start sending me dick pictures.

Why a bulletin board?

I loved comics as a kid. I loved wrestling and metallica too, but I outgrew the latter two things. The comics still delight me to this day. I go to comic book stores regularly because flipping through a bunch of comic books jumpstarts my mind in a way that nothing else can. The creativity within these pages is off the charts. It was Callie Press who said some magic words to me the other night by DM that really knocked my socks up into my anal cavity. She said, “Excelsior!” out of nowhere or some of the other weird ass words Stan “The Man” Lee would throw out there. It made me look up why the fuck he did that and I found out it was because he thought his competition (the fuckers that would copy everything) wouldn’t be able to copy it because they wouldn’t know how to spell it after he said it. Lol. That just cracks me up and I’m pretty sure some of my haters can’t spell abominable snowman nor the Philippines. I take pleasure in that. And in saying, Fuck you to the haters. I’ve watched most of them drop off like flies (see T. Queef) and disappear back into the narrow-minded fetters from whence they came. You know what I say, Can’t a Husband Suck His Wife’s Cock Anymore? Western culture has become to PC and so pussy. Asia is still a much rawer place. Thankfully I can hide my head in the hand and write about the destruction of the universe by the Sluts of the Oblong-Dong Table and the drying up of The Streams of Sementopia and the ismywifeaFUTAvolcanic Mt. Ejaculi going dormant. I can write about Yeti’s taking big-titted Russian whores as slaves and then getting sick of them and kicking them down the side of a mountain. I can read about a Halloweeen Spook being all too real and using virgin sperm and menstrual blood to erase and create universes. This is the fun of what I’ve termed Literary Porn Erotica. Kat Crimson calls it smart smut or cerebral smut, which is another kick ass term. I’m stoked to be a part of this fucked up wave of eWriters who can self-publish their stuff and tweet with their readers and have a jolly old time. Just the way these Marvel Bulletins were a cool way to feel a part of the comic crowd and get excited about the new work today we have our blogs, tweets, posts, and other bulletins.

Hey, Queen Kegel, Excelsior! Let’s start putting EROTIC PULP of Heroes and Villians! into all our eBooks (natch!)

Literary Porn Club, baby! SAN ESPERMA cockslapping fools left and right for Candy Cane Kegel and the SUPERhung superHUNK SPaCe GlaDIatorS

Bullpen Bulletin #1

The Milked by the Yeti Series has begun. Book 1 by Moctezuma is out on the literaryporn.net site and Callie Press is writing Book 2 as I write this. She’s released the first installment, introducing Vivek and bring the milking fucking Yeti back for more scary, sexy fun.

‘Nuff said!

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