THE SMUTPUNK MANIFESTO (SEE ORIGINAL ON moctezumajohnson.com)
All of these are true except for those which are lies. This is a work in progress.
Smutpunk is the gang
And cool
Smutpunk is Punk and S
but it’s not
it’s S and Punk
Smutpunk is knuptums
That is nut spunk
That is yum tums
That is smutpunk will settle your stomach, cure your plantar fasciitis, and get you cheap dental
that is tum yums
DNA serpents coalescing into an RNA feather
Smutpunk like an Aztec god
It’s romance but fucks sentimentality up the ass
Smutpunk is ass, hole, and liver
Smutpunk is pate and leather with picked carrots and spicy chiliesWinking at you
Smutpunk is served on French bread
Europeans drizzle olive oil on smutpunk
Extra virgin, of course
Smutpunk says fuck yeah
I’ll break your pelvis
Smutpunk days aren’t sorry after you jerked it so hard you flipped off the bed
Smutpunk gets speeding tickets, gambles on pool, spends nights in jail, and smokes weed for breakfast while wearing robes and smelling of cheap lube
Smutpunk has been US president but was immediately impeached and gangraped by the opposition
Smutpunk panty-bombs kangaroo courts, wears masks, and converts bullets into jewelry
Smutpunk is right now in your underwear drawer stealing all your panties
singing, “Make my Punk the S-punk, I want my spunk untouched!”
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