Exposition (by Emme Hor):
I never was married to an Asian guy, no. However,I have dated some seriously. In other words, I’ve had long-term relationships with an increasingly dwindling sex-life, so I feel like I’m well-equipped to preface the Bored to Tears by my Asian Husband book of 69 short stories. There aren’t sixty-nine there are six-nine short stories: Six to Nine. Let’s be clear about that. Don’t expect more than nine stories. There is a subset of three mini-interrelated stories, thus the official count is nebulous. You’ve heard that Asian men have rice dicks. I’ve heard them referred to as a “roll of dimes”. For those of you who don’t
know what a dime is, it’s the smallest of American coins. It’s certainly not what you want in your sopping wet pussy to make you walk funny tomorrow. It’s the diametric opposite of the Big Black Cock. Thanks to the rice dick, many Asian women either secretly or openly desire White Cock. There’s this size thing, this superiority thing, and frankly speaking, white guys are simply rougher. I went white a long time ago, and the women in these stories are about to take the plunge. This book is steeped with rough, hard, humiliating, interracial sex.
Enjoy! I know I did!
Emme Hor, writer