Terrible Situation from Miscommunication, Republicanism, and Frigidity. Don’t be the anti-slut, okay?

He called her a Republican and she just couldn’t stop crying. “How fucking dare you?”

“Well, you wouldn’t give me head?”

“That’s all you wanted? Why didn’t you say so.”

 

Now, folks, if this kind of crazy shit is happening to you, there are steps you can take. Here are the first two things you ought to do.

  1. Read The Sex Manual

  2. Read Give Good Head

  3. and never be called horrible names again! Thank you, SMUTPUNK.

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