I have to thank the beautiful Tamara McLanahan for helping me get my smutpunk raffle 100 arbitrary ‘supports’ whatever a support is. As you now, I believe in nothing, spit on social media, and think people are generally racist morons, which puts me at a big of a disadvantage right off the mark. Still, sometimes we set goals and sometimes we achieve those goals. In my case, it’s nearly never done by me. I’m only successful when I get help from people and what always blows me the fuck away so hard jizz spews out of me and nails holes in the neighbor’s wall is that people will come out of the woodwork to help. This time is was Tamara who is a new writer, but already highly-polished and wonderful. So be sure to show her some love. If you like me, you’re going to like her.