Cosmic Big Cock Deepthroat

This is not Poetry 

What are these things they’re calling Poems?

Are they show and tell at middle school?

Are they gift cards for grandma?

The FB likers seem to think so

Beautiful words

I love it

Inarticulate Comments

To arhythmic musings

Like a heart with a murmur

Or a jazz musician in Bach’s 

Chamber music orchestra 

Making the conductor shake his left baton furiously, no, you can’t do that

Yet the crowd is applauding

Do we educate the crowd or just politely clap in hopes that nobody notices that the whole thing is a sham?

These aren’t poems!

This piece of crap isn’t the history of an emotion set carefully to rhythmic ear-music. 

There is no jazz musician

There is no Bach

In fact, this is not p—–

Shhhhh, if you want to sell

You need social marketing

Play nice

It’s just cosmic big cock deepthroat 

Keep sucking it! 

Thanks to Tamara McLanahan

I have to thank the beautiful Tamara McLanahan for helping me get my smutpunk raffle 100 arbitrary ‘supports’ whatever a support is. As you now, I believe in nothing, spit on social media, and think people are generally racist morons, which puts me at a big of a disadvantage right off the mark. Still, sometimes we set goals and sometimes we achieve those goals. In my case, it’s nearly never done by me. I’m only successful when I get help from people and what always blows me the fuck away so hard jizz spews out of me and nails holes in the neighbor’s wall is that people will come out of the woodwork to help. This time is was Tamara who is a new writer, but already highly-polished and wonderful. So be sure to show her some love. If you like me, you’re going to like her.


Poem for a Sub Friend

Be still my canvas

don’t struggle

it will make it worse

I need my canvas still

to be the body of the day,

my plaything

to squeeze, pinch, besmear

the more I make you submit

the more you enjoy

the more I rope you in

the more you sploosh

the more I stick moctezuma in esophagus

the more you open

every care mine to stoke

every fiber mine to rip

I spit on your face and yank you by the hair

I pound you speechless, literally,

your throat gives out

from deepthroating

and screaming

from when I finally fuck you

you’re finally a personal slave

fifteen hundred shades

of shrieking slut

every inch of you trembling with joy

as you become the self you always wanted to be

Week 2 – ‘Snap, Crackle, Art’ by MJ #LPRTG #NuRomantics #PopArt

Welcome to this Tuesday’s ‘Snap, Crackle, Art by MJ’. This week’s topic: LIPS
What do lips mean? What do they represent? Why does R.B. O’Brien and many other #romance authors use lips for their avatars? Who has the prettiest lips among your book boy- or girl-friends? If you had to lose one lip for a year, would you choose the upper or lower lip? Do you favor biting the lips during kissing? If so, which lips? If you shun lip-biting, why? (Discuss)

So I was going to post about Andy Warhol. I mean, what’s a discussion about Pop Art without mentioning the factory and its King? However, what’s the rush? Two weeks down and not a drop of Warhol. We will get to him later. Most of us are writing romance/erotica/futadelic so I thought it’s apropos to tie this week’s post into something more sensual, but it’s hard to find pop art anus so I went with lips and Andy can wait and our lips can smack and smooch all day long. Yum!

So you’ll see in the images a furniture set by Dali and some Pop Art succulent lip licking. Mmmmnn-mmmmnnn-yum! Click Like/Love/Pride/Haha if you vibe with any piece of art, please.

MJ, what’s wrong with you? Everyone knows Dali isn’t Pop Art, you ding-dong!

Now, Salvador Dali was not from the Pop Art school, he was associated with Surrealism, Expressionism, Dada, Post-Impressionism, and usually pretty uniquely his own thing, but he did become an absolute superstar so I think his ‘Mae West’s Lips Sofa’ set are worth having a look at whether Pop Art or not (I mean, this post is more for pleasure than accuracy, just like a good money shot. I mean who really wants to hit the mouth even though we pretend to aim there?). Also, there’s a tie-in (Stay Tuned). Clearly, Mae West has some pretty great lips. Who do you think has an awesome pair? I really want to know whose lips you admire so post images below if you can dig them up–men, women, or transgender. I have a few photos that I will post in the comments, too. And if you want to see a whole slew of sexy pop art lips, join me on Pinterest:

The Tie-In:
Okay, so what tasty connection does Dali have to Pop Art that ties lips to Dali and makes this post have a slight albeit highly-frayed thread of logic? Well you’re going to have to answer that one for yourself, superstar! In case you don’t already know the answer here’s a question to help guide you:

🍭Question 🍭
What iconic pop art candy wrapper did Dali design?

➡️Want to learn more about Pop Art? Great. I love archiving everything. I feel it’s a good writer’s duty to do so. Visit my ‘Pop Art’ blog page to get way more information:

#PopArt #Dali #MaeWest #ChupaChups #Lips #SexyLips