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This is not Poetry
What are these things they’re calling Poems?
Are they show and tell at middle school?
Are they gift cards for grandma?
The FB likers seem to think so
I love it
To arhythmic musings
Like a heart with a murmur
Or a jazz musician in Bach’s
Chamber music orchestra
Making the conductor shake his left baton furiously, no, you can’t do that
Yet the crowd is applauding
Do we educate the crowd or just politely clap in hopes that nobody notices that the whole thing is a sham?
These aren’t poems!
This piece of crap isn’t the history of an emotion set carefully to rhythmic ear-music.
There is no jazz musician
There is no Bach
In fact, this is not p—–
Shhhhh, if you want to sell
You need social marketing
It’s just cosmic big cock deepthroat
Keep sucking it!