The Smutpunk Manifesto by Moctezuma Johnson | #LPRTG #Erotica #SMUTPUNK


All of these are true except for those which are lies. This is a work in progress.

Smutpunk is the gang

And cool

Smutpunk is Punk and S

but it’s not

it’s S and Punk

Smutpunk is knuptums

That is nut spunk

That is yum tums

That is smutpunk will settle your stomach, cure your plantar fasciitis, and get you cheap dental

that is tum yums

DNA serpents coalescing into an RNA feather

Smutpunk like an Aztec god

It’s romance but fucks sentimentality up the ass

Smutpunk is ass, hole, and liver

Smutpunk is pate and leather with picked carrots and spicy chiliesWinking at you

Smutpunk is served on French bread

Europeans drizzle olive oil on smutpunk

Extra virgin, of course

Smutpunk says fuck yeah

I’ll break your pelvis

Smutpunk days aren’t sorry after you jerked it so hard you flipped off the bed

Smutpunk gets speeding tickets, gambles on pool, spends nights in jail, and smokes weed for breakfast while wearing robes and smelling of cheap lube

Smutpunk has been US president but was immediately impeached and gangraped by the opposition

Smutpunk panty-bombs kangaroo courts, wears masks, and converts bullets into jewelry

Smutpunk is right now in your underwear drawer stealing all your panties

singing, “Make my Punk the S-punk, I want my spunk untouched!”


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The Smutpunk Manifesto by Callie Press | #LPRTG #Erotica #SMUTPUNK

The Smutpunk Manifesto (see original on

All of these are true except for those which are lies. This is a work in progress.

Smutpunk is the pornography of abstinence, the literature of the gutter, Bukowski doing Shakespeare doing Stan Lee as interpreted by drunken housewives and frustrated IT workers and the furious masses.

#smutpunk is the sex pistols on acid doing Shakespeare in the park (MacBeth)
#smutpunk is what happened to gonzo after the deaths of truth and free love
#smutpunk is the cock-like thing up your ass while alien dildos gag you
#smutpunk is having DNA in an RNA world
#smutpunk is the soundtrack to a non-puritanical future
#smutpunk is get off your ass and jam
#smutpunk is when the gang cranks iron maiden to kick it up a notch. You ask is that dirty, clean, or evil
#smutpunk is what happens when Insanity falls in love, gets horny
#smutpunk is neither punk nor smut
#smutpunk is the archetype of both punk and smut
#smutpunk is the only reality there really is
#smutpunk is an intentionally false zen koan
#smutpunk brings confusion via enlightenment
#smutpunk is an asexual hermaphrodite with kitty slippers and an axe
#smutpunk is the bastard child of Hamlet and Urotsukidoji
#smutpunk is the people fucking in the alternate universe inside Sammy Davis Jr’s glass eye

#smutpunk is being pursued by the fucking Yeti all over the world for your milk



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